Wave 0 discernment sweep — 2026-05-12 (afternoon tick)

Ticket	Kind	Priority	Assignees	Verdict	Reason
TOBY-3 Blog pipeline yields broken H1 hierarchy	bug	high	`toby-blog-seo`	REJECT	Owning agent already assigned (anti-poaching rule). Content/template bug — content-agent territory, not doctor territory.
TOBY-5 Stripe→Postgres sync: force-finalize 8,833 zombie trialing subs	bug	high	(none)	REJECT	Known operational chore — ticket body prescribes the fix (re-poll Stripe per subscription_id OR run one-shot Sigma reconciliation). Doctor diagnosis adds no value; ticket needs an owner to execute the migration, not a warroom run.

Result: 2 considered, 0 warroom-suitable. Stopping with no Wave 1+ dispatch, no Slack notification (no-op runs are silent by design).

Note for the operator:

TOBY-3 is correctly owned by toby-blog-seo — let that agent's pipeline pick it up. No action needed from warroom.
TOBY-5 is a real operational task awaiting an owner. If you want a one-time reconciliation, assigning it to a human (or a future Stripe-sync agent) is the right move. If you want warroom to investigate the upstream cause (why is Stripe never transitioning these in the first place?), add needs-warroom and the next cron tick will pick it up via path 2 — but the diagnostic question would need to be reframed in the body (something like: "find out why 8,833 trials are stuck — Stripe webhook gap? polling worker dead? reconciliation cron disabled?").